Cats and Dogs

<h1>You are in a large room, a very plan room, and for as long as you can remember you have always been in this room. While this room has never led you wrong. Why should it? You feel the sudden urge to leave. </h1> <p> Across the room you see two doors, the right door and of course, the dreaded wrong door. Which do you choose? [[Right Door]] [[Wrong Door]] </p>

<h1>Ah the right room. Cozy, Warm, Mindless The cushiony armchair sits with a soft blanket draped over the back in the right corner of the room. A warm cup of coffee is placed on a coaster next to a generic book, both resting on an end table to the right. Soft music plays from the ceiling and the room smells like cherry pie. Everything is good, nothing feels wrong, you love cherry pie. </h1> <p> You should probably sit in the chair. [[Sit and enjoy your new life]] [[Leave]]

<h1>Ah the wrong room. Cozy, Warm, Wrong The cushiony armchair sits with a soft blanket draped over the back in the left corner of the room. A warm cup of coffee is placed on a coaster next to a generic book, both resting on an end table to the left. Soft music plays from the floor and the room smells like apple pie. Everything is wrong, nothing feels right, you hate apple pie. </h1> <p> You should probably leave. [[Leave]] [[Sit like an idiot]] </p>

<h1>What a terrible time you are having, I would personally hate to be you right now. The room smells like awful apple pie and the sound of babies crying can be heard faintly in the distance. But you made this decision, and with free will you decide to stand up. </h1> <p> Lets get going. [[Stand up]] [[Stay seated]] </p>

<h1>How silly of you to have sat in that boring old room for however long, this room is much more cozy and warm. You love your new life. Cherry pie, Coffee, Generic books, Peace. </h1> <p> [[Continue to sit]] [[Stand]]

<h1>Now that we have discovered exactly how terrible the Wrong room really is, it's time to leave before something worse that apple pie happens. As they say curiousity killed the cat. </h1> <p> When you look up you see two doors where the entrance once was. The right door and of course, the dreaded wrong door. Which do you choose? [[Right Door]] [[...Wrong Door]] </p>

<h1>It seems like you forgot how your legs work for a moment, but you quickly remember and are now on your way. </h1> <p> Lets get going. [[Stand up]] <b>Stay seated<b> </p>

<h1>Ah the wrong room... again Wrong, Wrong, Wrong The cushiony armchair sits with a dead cat draped over the back in the left corner of the room. A warm dead cat is placed on a coaster next to a dead cat, both resting on an end table to the left. Soft music plays from the floor and the room smells like dead cat. Everything is dead, nothing feels alive, you now realize you hate dead cats. ...good for you. </h1> <p> You should probably leave. [[Leave]] [[Sit on the dead cat]] [[...but I like dead cats]] </p>

<h1>You're disgusting </h1> <p> [[Apologize|Sit on the dead cat]]

<h1>Earlier you had thought "This is possibly the worst time I have ever had, ever" But you were very wrong. sitting on that dead cat... feeling the warm from that dead cat... staring at the dead cats lying around the room... This time it is time to leave. </h1> <p> You stand up. [[Stand up|dead cat room]]

<h1>Yes, you could sit here forever... sitting in that cozy chair... feeling the warm of the coffee... staring at the front of that generic book... Peace </h1> <p> [[Sit some more]] [[Stand]]

<h1> Are you sure you want to leave this wonderful place you've found? This room has everything you love here. Just think of all of those terrible things you could find outside of this room. We don't want that now do we? </h1> <p> Think carefully [[Leave]] [[Continue to sit]]

<h1>You return to the large, boring room. There is nothing here for you to do. At this point it is best for you to leave. Better things are out there for you. Or worse, who knows. </h1> <p> Across the room you see two doors, the right door and of course, the dreaded wrong door. Which do you choose? [[Right Door]] [[Wrong Door]] </p>

<p> [[Sit forever|The Start]]

<h1>You walk over to the door, pushing dead cats out of the way thinking to yourself "The only thing worse that someone who puts this many dead cats in a room is a person who is willing to sit on a dead cat" You reach a SINGLE door, the right door, good for you. </h1> <p> You push the door open [[Push|Right Door]] [[Pull]]

<h1>The door comes flying back at you and smacks you straight in your stupid face. "This is what happens when you don't listen" you think to yourself as you pick yourself up. </h1> <p> [[Pick yourself up]] [[Lay on the floor]]

<h1>This is your shining moment... PUSH the door </h1> <p> You push the door open [[Push|Right Door]] [[Please don't pull]]

<h1> Reflect on this. You've had an awful day. I have tried to help you every step of the way. So now just listen. </h1> <p> [[Get up from the floor]] [[Listen]]

<h1> You've done it again. But it's never to late to learn. The Right room is only a PUSH away. </h1> <p> [[Try again]] [[Lay on the floor]]

<h1> I am going to help you this time. There is no door. Just walk. </h1> <p> [[Walk|Right Door]] [[Lay back down on the pile of dead cats|Lay on the floor]]

<h1> You are literally the worst at listening. But I will take what I can get. WALK THROUGH THE DOOR </h1> <p> [[Walk|Right Door]] [[Lay back down and just take the scolding|Listen]]

<h1>You're very resilient, you stood up... well laid down on, everything I have thrown at you. I am honestly very impressed at how thick you are. Your reading ability is lacking, but you have a will of your own. But you've learned a lot from this. You hate apple, you hate left aligned rooms, but most of all you hate dead cats. </h1> <p> [[Continue to listen]]

<h1>All from going against everything I said to you. It seems like you've gained more from this loss. Choice is never easy, but it's also never wrong. We learn from every choice you make. Just like all those dead cats. But you're still alive. Good for you. </h1> <p> [[Cat]] [[Dog|The Start]]